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Sponsor |  merseypride | Apr 6, 10:34am | Bobby The Snail
This is the tale of Bobby the Snail
who lived all alone in a shell
he wasn't house proud
passed wind rather loud
and gave off a very bad smell
Bobby one day was invited to stay
by lovely young snail named of Nell
but not before long
her house it did pong
of Bobby and his awful smell
She told him, you know, of that smelly B O
and sent him back into his shell
the next time he was seen
he was spotlessly clean
and he smells rather lovely as well.
John Churchill 2006
School Bully
Horrid Henry Atkins
was the bully of our school
always causing trouble
and acting like a fool
the teachers couldn't handle him
his parents didn't care
he made our lives a misery
it wasn't very fair.
Then one day it happened
Horrid Henry met his mark
the day he tried to bully
Paddy Watson in the park
but Paddy was not having it
he'd taken all he could
and with a punch right on the chin
left Atkins in the mud
All the people in the park
cheered and laughed with joy
to see someone get the better
of our horrid bully boy
So Horrid Henry Atkins
was the bully of our school
but thanks to Paddy Watson
he's now just a stupid fool.
John Churchill 2006 |
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